1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,720 Subs created by: David Coleman. 2 00:00:09,550 --> 00:00:12,824 What is taking Jerry so long? We're going to miss the movie. 3 00:00:12,825 --> 00:00:15,745 We're going to see a movie? You guys told me we were going to get pizza. 4 00:00:15,746 --> 00:00:17,819 That's because if we told you we were going to see, 5 00:00:17,820 --> 00:00:20,498 "Secret Agent Moose" you wouldn't have wanted to go. 6 00:00:20,499 --> 00:00:22,598 That's because it's about a secret. 7 00:00:22,599 --> 00:00:25,179 Agent... Moose! 8 00:00:29,516 --> 00:00:31,501 Where have you been? 9 00:00:31,502 --> 00:00:35,168 Check out my necklace, yeah I got it from one of those crane machines. 10 00:00:35,169 --> 00:00:37,208 That's a moon rock bro. 11 00:00:37,209 --> 00:00:39,789 From the moon. 12 00:00:40,150 --> 00:00:42,151 You believe that rock's from the moon? 13 00:00:42,152 --> 00:00:46,813 What you think they fill those arcade crane machines with junk? 14 00:00:46,814 --> 00:00:51,930 Oh great, now I'm boxed in by a car full of bald dudes. 15 00:00:51,931 --> 00:00:56,131 Jerry, tell me how much room I have. 16 00:00:56,269 --> 00:01:00,048 Ah, come on back Rudy, you've got plenty of room. 17 00:01:00,049 --> 00:01:01,762 Little more... 18 00:01:01,763 --> 00:01:03,408 Little more... 19 00:01:03,409 --> 00:01:06,028 - A little... - [Crash] 20 00:01:06,029 --> 00:01:07,802 That's good. 21 00:01:07,803 --> 00:01:09,941 Okay that was not my fault. 22 00:01:09,942 --> 00:01:11,176 [Car doors opening] 23 00:01:11,177 --> 00:01:14,147 Oh great, now they're getting out. 24 00:01:14,148 --> 00:01:16,979 They look like Shaolin Warriors. 25 00:01:16,980 --> 00:01:20,203 - Where'd they go? - What are Shaolin Warriors? 26 00:01:20,204 --> 00:01:21,100 [Yelling] 27 00:01:21,101 --> 00:01:22,901 Ah! 28 00:01:23,338 --> 00:01:25,663 Those are Shaolin Warriors. 29 00:01:25,664 --> 00:01:27,578 [Rock music playing] 30 00:01:27,579 --> 00:01:28,583 - Don't... - Don't... 31 00:01:28,584 --> 00:01:29,564 - You... - You... 32 00:01:29,565 --> 00:01:30,823 Get all tough with me! 33 00:01:30,824 --> 00:01:31,570 I'm saying... 34 00:01:31,571 --> 00:01:32,579 - Won't... - Won't... 35 00:01:32,580 --> 00:01:33,506 - You... - You... 36 00:01:33,507 --> 00:01:34,927 Come kick it with me? 37 00:01:34,928 --> 00:01:37,196 And we could have a ball, run up the wall! 38 00:01:37,197 --> 00:01:39,098 - That's just how we do. - Come on! 39 00:01:39,099 --> 00:01:44,267 And no matter how much I chop and punch it's not as cool as kickin' it with you. 40 00:01:44,268 --> 00:01:46,292 Here we go, let's start the party! 41 00:01:46,293 --> 00:01:47,842 Chop it up like it's karate. 42 00:01:47,843 --> 00:01:49,211 Everybody! 43 00:01:49,212 --> 00:01:50,497 - Don't... - Don't... 44 00:01:50,498 --> 00:01:51,514 - You... - You... 45 00:01:51,515 --> 00:01:52,734 Get all tough with me! 46 00:01:52,735 --> 00:01:53,470 I'm saying... 47 00:01:53,471 --> 00:01:54,509 - Won't... - Won't... 48 00:01:54,510 --> 00:01:55,419 - You... - You... 49 00:01:55,420 --> 00:01:56,882 Come kick it with me? 50 00:01:56,883 --> 00:01:59,439 And we could have a ball, run up the wall! 51 00:01:59,440 --> 00:02:01,169 - That's just how we do. - Come on! 52 00:02:01,170 --> 00:02:07,070 And no matter how much I chop and punch it's not as cool as kickin' it with you. 53 00:02:11,246 --> 00:02:14,411 This picture on your driver's license does not look like you. 54 00:02:14,412 --> 00:02:17,135 Well I just wanted to look good for the picture, 55 00:02:17,136 --> 00:02:19,605 so I got a few highlights in my hair. 56 00:02:19,606 --> 00:02:20,810 Oh... 57 00:02:20,811 --> 00:02:24,171 [Speaking foreign language] 58 00:02:24,373 --> 00:02:25,641 Highlights... 59 00:02:25,642 --> 00:02:27,862 [Laughing] 60 00:02:29,004 --> 00:02:32,379 I hope we did not startle you when we jumped on your car. 61 00:02:32,380 --> 00:02:35,084 Oh, no we get it, as a Shaolin Warrior you're conditioned 62 00:02:35,085 --> 00:02:37,166 to react to the vibrations in your environment. 63 00:02:37,167 --> 00:02:43,067 That and we thought mister highlights was going to pull a smash and dash. 64 00:02:43,153 --> 00:02:45,654 You guys are the greatest martial artist that ever lived. 65 00:02:45,655 --> 00:02:48,694 Your discipline, dedication, and focus, are legendary. 66 00:02:48,695 --> 00:02:51,389 I must say you have a very beautiful dojo. 67 00:02:51,390 --> 00:02:53,645 Would you like us to give you a quick demonstration? 68 00:02:53,646 --> 00:02:56,706 Oh, we'd be honored. 69 00:03:00,652 --> 00:03:01,635 Ha! 70 00:03:01,636 --> 00:03:03,856 [Grunting] 71 00:03:04,632 --> 00:03:06,432 Ha! 72 00:03:15,162 --> 00:03:17,202 Wasabi! 73 00:03:17,604 --> 00:03:19,559 Very impressive! 74 00:03:19,560 --> 00:03:23,117 If you would like maybe sometime you could come to our temple and train with us. 75 00:03:23,118 --> 00:03:24,677 Perhaps this weekend? 76 00:03:24,678 --> 00:03:26,327 - We'd love to. - That would be awesome. 77 00:03:26,328 --> 00:03:32,228 Now, hold on... I've got a lot on my plate, let me check the old sched... 78 00:03:32,730 --> 00:03:36,477 Mm, got a date with Carol Friday night, I can move that to Wednesday. 79 00:03:36,478 --> 00:03:40,005 And then bounce Donna to Thursday... 80 00:03:40,006 --> 00:03:44,788 The twins... the twins... what am I gonna do with the twins? 81 00:03:44,789 --> 00:03:49,649 - Rudy, that's a pizza menu. - Okay, I'm in. 82 00:04:03,240 --> 00:04:06,880 This is officially the coolest place I've ever been. 83 00:04:06,881 --> 00:04:09,821 We get that a lot. 84 00:04:10,796 --> 00:04:12,776 [Gong] 85 00:04:16,439 --> 00:04:19,444 We knew this was our home when we broke ground with a pickaxe, 86 00:04:19,445 --> 00:04:23,622 and sparked the eternal flame that's burned ever since. 87 00:04:23,623 --> 00:04:27,442 - What happens if it rains? - Still burns. 88 00:04:27,443 --> 00:04:30,758 - Well, what about strong winds? - Still burns. 89 00:04:30,759 --> 00:04:36,659 - How about if it were to be... - What are not getting about still burns? 90 00:04:37,245 --> 00:04:41,103 Yo, I'm feeling a little gassy, I wonder what would happen if I... 91 00:04:41,104 --> 00:04:43,791 Don't even think about it Jerry. 92 00:04:43,792 --> 00:04:49,072 Oh right, yeah I'll save up for a really big one. 93 00:04:49,287 --> 00:04:52,272 Our Grand Master meditates here alone every night. 94 00:04:52,273 --> 00:04:57,838 When the light of the moon, dances upon the peacocks tear. 95 00:04:57,839 --> 00:05:00,359 Around 9-ish. 96 00:05:04,845 --> 00:05:07,302 That is Zang Lu. 97 00:05:07,303 --> 00:05:08,831 Guardian of the temple, 98 00:05:08,832 --> 00:05:13,173 and next in line behind the Grand Master to control its destiny. 99 00:05:13,174 --> 00:05:16,918 By willing his mind a Shaolin Warrior, 100 00:05:16,919 --> 00:05:20,238 can make his body withstand any force that comes against it. 101 00:05:20,239 --> 00:05:22,399 [Yelling] 102 00:05:24,538 --> 00:05:28,872 - Dude that was incredible. - You should consider yourselves lucky... 103 00:05:28,873 --> 00:05:32,637 Very rarely do we allow outsiders within our sacred walls. 104 00:05:32,638 --> 00:05:37,318 Well we're not really outsiders home-slice. 105 00:05:38,057 --> 00:05:41,558 In fact you're looking at a couple of black belts right here. 106 00:05:41,559 --> 00:05:45,939 So if you think about it we're all part of the same martial arts fam... 107 00:05:45,940 --> 00:05:50,020 Wow, that's a thick piece of wood. 108 00:05:51,405 --> 00:05:56,032 Zang Lu, you are to train these students in the Shaolin way. 109 00:05:56,033 --> 00:05:57,927 Unfortunately I do not have the time. 110 00:05:57,928 --> 00:06:02,248 It is a request from the Grand Master. 111 00:06:02,309 --> 00:06:04,041 Very well. 112 00:06:04,042 --> 00:06:06,248 Follow me. 113 00:06:06,249 --> 00:06:09,612 We call this, the path of fire. 114 00:06:09,613 --> 00:06:14,452 These tiles are heated by the same natural gas that fuels the eternal flame. 115 00:06:14,453 --> 00:06:16,673 [Sizzling] 116 00:06:18,572 --> 00:06:24,025 The path of fire challenges us... to block out pain, and increase our discipline. 117 00:06:24,026 --> 00:06:29,546 And one time we used it to make a really big pancake. 118 00:06:32,966 --> 00:06:35,666 [Sizzling sounds] 119 00:06:36,983 --> 00:06:39,443 [Deep exhale] 120 00:06:44,730 --> 00:06:49,334 I got this. I've got just as much discipline as anyone else. 121 00:06:49,335 --> 00:06:53,254 I mean not to mention the fact that women can handle ten times more... 122 00:06:53,255 --> 00:06:56,915 Ah! Sweet cheese that is hot! 123 00:06:58,201 --> 00:07:01,262 Let me show you how a man does it Kim. 124 00:07:01,263 --> 00:07:03,783 [Quick exhale] 125 00:07:04,219 --> 00:07:06,463 [Sizzling sounds] 126 00:07:06,464 --> 00:07:08,090 See? 127 00:07:08,091 --> 00:07:09,819 Mind over matter. 128 00:07:09,820 --> 00:07:12,650 - I'm feeling absolutely no pain... - Dude your feet are on fire. 129 00:07:12,651 --> 00:07:16,190 - My feet are on what now? - Fire! 130 00:07:16,191 --> 00:07:19,185 Fire! My feet are on fire! 131 00:07:19,186 --> 00:07:21,586 Oh, oh, oh. 132 00:07:21,914 --> 00:07:25,138 So uh, that's how a man does it Jack? 133 00:07:25,139 --> 00:07:29,879 Not funny Kim, I just barbequed my piggy's. 134 00:07:34,772 --> 00:07:37,484 Why are you eating that cabbage? 135 00:07:37,485 --> 00:07:43,385 Gassing up my tank bro. I want to be ready for my alone time with that eternal flame. 136 00:07:43,825 --> 00:07:45,988 This is the silent meditation room. 137 00:07:45,989 --> 00:07:49,465 I heard some of these guys haven't spoken in twenty years. 138 00:07:49,466 --> 00:07:51,970 Dude, you couldn't shut up for twenty seconds. 139 00:07:51,971 --> 00:07:54,971 Oh yeah, watch this. 140 00:08:01,546 --> 00:08:03,706 [Exhales] 141 00:08:03,765 --> 00:08:06,405 Oh here we go. 142 00:08:08,022 --> 00:08:10,080 You ever get that thing where you close your eyes, 143 00:08:10,081 --> 00:08:15,981 and you see the lights, and shapes, moving around on the inside of your eyelids? 144 00:08:18,227 --> 00:08:22,307 Because I'm getting that right now. 145 00:08:24,263 --> 00:08:29,050 It happens because your optic nerves are spazzing from the deprivation of stimuli. 146 00:08:29,051 --> 00:08:32,651 That's what some people say. 147 00:08:33,546 --> 00:08:36,406 The Egyptians believed that there was a Demon living inside your... 148 00:08:36,407 --> 00:08:37,890 - Enough! - Sorry. 149 00:08:37,891 --> 00:08:39,874 [Gasps] 150 00:08:39,875 --> 00:08:42,723 - Oh dear. - Oh, oh, oh! 151 00:08:42,724 --> 00:08:46,062 - Dude you are so busted. - No I am not! 152 00:08:46,063 --> 00:08:47,367 - Oh! - Did it again. 153 00:08:47,368 --> 00:08:49,975 - We've got a talker. - Right here. 154 00:08:49,976 --> 00:08:51,762 - Take him. - He would not shut up! 155 00:08:51,763 --> 00:08:54,883 He would not shut up! 156 00:09:01,630 --> 00:09:03,970 [Applauding] 157 00:09:04,693 --> 00:09:07,520 And now... in honor of your visit, 158 00:09:07,521 --> 00:09:13,421 we have prepared a special demonstration of our Shaolin skills. 159 00:09:19,641 --> 00:09:23,220 Jerry, can you believe how strong... 160 00:09:23,221 --> 00:09:26,041 Jerry? Hey, where's Jerry? 161 00:09:26,042 --> 00:09:29,313 He said he was "ready to blow", then left. 162 00:09:29,314 --> 00:09:31,739 The flame! Jerry! 163 00:09:31,740 --> 00:09:33,540 No! 164 00:09:33,647 --> 00:09:35,410 [Farting sounds] No! [Explosion] 165 00:09:35,411 --> 00:09:36,327 Woo! 166 00:09:36,328 --> 00:09:38,128 Oh! 167 00:09:42,478 --> 00:09:48,119 You! We open our home to you and your friends and you dishonor us? 168 00:09:48,120 --> 00:09:50,340 [Laughing] 169 00:09:52,931 --> 00:09:57,486 Yo, I'm not even a little bit sorry, that was awesome! 170 00:09:57,487 --> 00:10:00,157 You and your friends must leave. 171 00:10:00,158 --> 00:10:02,138 [Gong] 172 00:10:05,983 --> 00:10:09,115 My apologies for disturbing you Grand Master Po. 173 00:10:09,116 --> 00:10:13,154 A great power has entered the temple. 174 00:10:13,155 --> 00:10:15,984 Right back at you Po. 175 00:10:15,985 --> 00:10:19,258 He is here to fulfill... 176 00:10:19,259 --> 00:10:20,719 The prophecy. 177 00:10:20,720 --> 00:10:22,124 What prophecy? 178 00:10:22,125 --> 00:10:26,906 It has been foretold, that a dark cloud would threaten our temple. 179 00:10:26,907 --> 00:10:31,030 But, that a great warrior would arrive to save it. 180 00:10:31,031 --> 00:10:33,430 That warrior is here. 181 00:10:33,431 --> 00:10:35,591 [Gasping] 182 00:10:38,226 --> 00:10:39,946 You! 183 00:10:39,947 --> 00:10:41,542 Me? 184 00:10:41,543 --> 00:10:43,763 Yes, you! 185 00:10:44,464 --> 00:10:49,188 - What is your friends' name? - Ah, that's Jerry. 186 00:10:49,189 --> 00:10:51,135 Jerry! 187 00:10:51,136 --> 00:10:53,956 You are The Chosen One. 188 00:10:53,957 --> 00:10:56,417 Nah. No, no. 189 00:10:56,668 --> 00:11:01,588 Uh, I think Grand Master eyebrows needs a nap. 190 00:11:01,875 --> 00:11:05,583 Surely you are mistaken Grand Master. 191 00:11:05,584 --> 00:11:07,614 This boy cannot be him. 192 00:11:07,615 --> 00:11:10,938 There is a way to be certain, Grand Master. 193 00:11:10,939 --> 00:11:16,839 We must see if he possess the three diamond mark of The Chosen One. 194 00:11:18,488 --> 00:11:20,184 Diamond. 195 00:11:20,185 --> 00:11:21,456 Diamond. 196 00:11:21,457 --> 00:11:22,525 Diamond! 197 00:11:22,526 --> 00:11:24,172 Jackpot! 198 00:11:24,173 --> 00:11:26,993 We have a winner! 199 00:11:36,357 --> 00:11:38,928 You guys believe Jerry's The Chosen One? 200 00:11:38,929 --> 00:11:41,433 Please, Jerry's not The Chosen One. 201 00:11:41,434 --> 00:11:46,114 Even he's not dumb enough to believe that. 202 00:11:46,265 --> 00:11:49,865 Chosen One in the house, yo! 203 00:11:50,342 --> 00:11:52,319 [Car alarm chirping] 204 00:11:52,320 --> 00:11:55,132 Okay, you know this is ridiculous. 205 00:11:55,133 --> 00:11:59,054 I have to tell them Jerry's not The Chosen One. 206 00:11:59,055 --> 00:12:02,517 - Can I say something? - Of course. 207 00:12:02,518 --> 00:12:05,481 You found him, which means... 208 00:12:05,482 --> 00:12:09,001 You are the enlightened one. 209 00:12:09,002 --> 00:12:14,902 Jerry is The Chosen One and you heard the Grand Poobah, I am not too shabby myself. 210 00:12:16,738 --> 00:12:21,824 Here are fine silk robes... for the friends of The Chosen One. 211 00:12:21,825 --> 00:12:24,451 - Oh sweet. - Wow. 212 00:12:24,452 --> 00:12:28,972 You know, maybe we can stay a little bit longer. 213 00:12:28,973 --> 00:12:30,994 Um, I'm gonna need this in a petite hun. 214 00:12:30,995 --> 00:12:32,795 Oh. 215 00:12:33,401 --> 00:12:38,066 Gather around everyone... it is time for me to teach you the way of the swag. 216 00:12:38,067 --> 00:12:39,987 Oh... 217 00:12:40,467 --> 00:12:44,271 I'm sorry, what is "the way of the swag"? 218 00:12:44,272 --> 00:12:45,760 Check it chi... [Snaps fingers] 219 00:12:45,761 --> 00:12:47,801 [Music] 220 00:13:13,794 --> 00:13:16,314 [Machine hums] 221 00:13:21,482 --> 00:13:26,522 Tomorrow at 9:00, we will extinguish two flames. 222 00:13:29,169 --> 00:13:31,627 Yo Zang Lu, what's up with the flame? 223 00:13:31,628 --> 00:13:34,527 Nothing to concern yourself with. 224 00:13:34,528 --> 00:13:35,779 Okay. 225 00:13:35,780 --> 00:13:38,209 Well, I'm off to my meeting with the Grand Master. 226 00:13:38,210 --> 00:13:41,117 Yeah, today we're going to share secret mystical powers with each other. 227 00:13:41,118 --> 00:13:44,129 He's going to teach me to use meditation to travel through time. 228 00:13:44,130 --> 00:13:46,499 And what could you possibly teach him? 229 00:13:46,500 --> 00:13:48,958 How to freak people out by flipping your eyelids inside out. 230 00:13:48,959 --> 00:13:51,179 [Whistles] 231 00:13:52,243 --> 00:13:54,343 See ya. 232 00:14:17,443 --> 00:14:20,091 Take it easy you, I am enlightened. 233 00:14:20,092 --> 00:14:22,072 [Gong] 234 00:14:22,601 --> 00:14:24,343 Everyone! 235 00:14:24,344 --> 00:14:26,469 Everyone, I have summoned you to tell you... 236 00:14:26,470 --> 00:14:28,611 Jerry is a liar. 237 00:14:28,612 --> 00:14:33,112 - He is not The Chosen One. - Uh, hello. 238 00:14:37,868 --> 00:14:39,116 All: [Gasp] 239 00:14:39,117 --> 00:14:45,017 It was never a birthmark, it was a mark caused by his cheap necklace. 240 00:14:50,602 --> 00:14:53,515 You have deceived us. 241 00:14:53,516 --> 00:14:56,123 You and your friends... 242 00:14:56,124 --> 00:15:00,384 Are banished from this temple, forever! 243 00:15:00,908 --> 00:15:04,148 You heard him, get out! 244 00:15:06,180 --> 00:15:08,647 Can you believe these kids? 245 00:15:08,648 --> 00:15:12,684 Hey Po, what do you say we grab a quick spritz before dinner. 246 00:15:12,685 --> 00:15:15,745 What? Me too, really? 247 00:15:21,856 --> 00:15:24,320 I have never been so embarrassed. 248 00:15:24,321 --> 00:15:30,221 A whole temple of Shaolin Warriors is unfairly questioning my integrity. 249 00:15:30,863 --> 00:15:35,052 Did you guys see these sweet towels I took? 250 00:15:35,053 --> 00:15:38,652 What? They expect you to take them. 251 00:15:38,653 --> 00:15:41,548 I'm telling you that guy Zang Lu had it out for me. 252 00:15:41,549 --> 00:15:43,700 Well maybe it's because you misled everybody and made 253 00:15:43,701 --> 00:15:46,461 them think you were the grand high mystic exalted one. 254 00:15:46,462 --> 00:15:50,427 Hey, I only believed it because that Chinese Santa Claus said I was. 255 00:15:50,428 --> 00:15:55,408 He was all like, "oh, you are The Chosen One". 256 00:15:57,533 --> 00:16:01,512 I think Zang Lu liked that the fact I saw him turn off the eternal flame. 257 00:16:01,513 --> 00:16:06,258 What are you talking about? That flame has been burning for over a hundred years. 258 00:16:06,259 --> 00:16:08,542 Well, he and some other dude shut it off. 259 00:16:08,543 --> 00:16:13,176 Then I heard Zang Lu say something about extinguishing two flames at 9:00. 260 00:16:13,177 --> 00:16:18,378 Wait, isn't 9:00 when the Grand Master meditates alone? 261 00:16:18,379 --> 00:16:19,899 It is. 262 00:16:19,900 --> 00:16:23,104 Yo, what about the prophecy about a dark cloud threatening the temple? 263 00:16:23,105 --> 00:16:24,279 What are you saying? 264 00:16:24,280 --> 00:16:27,364 I'm saying what if Zang Lu is the dark cloud? 265 00:16:27,365 --> 00:16:29,834 - Yo, we gotta go back! - Jerry! 266 00:16:29,835 --> 00:16:33,474 Let it go, okay, you're not The Chosen One and we're not going back. 267 00:16:33,475 --> 00:16:34,875 We were banished. 268 00:16:34,876 --> 00:16:38,679 I don't have to be The Chosen One to have a gut feeling something's wrong. 269 00:16:38,680 --> 00:16:40,837 And if you guys don't want to come with me... 270 00:16:40,838 --> 00:16:42,536 I'll go by myself. 271 00:16:42,537 --> 00:16:44,618 So you're going back to a place you're not welcome, 272 00:16:44,619 --> 00:16:48,320 to face a hundred of the fiercest martial arts Warriors in the world! 273 00:16:48,321 --> 00:16:50,721 By yourself? 274 00:16:51,775 --> 00:16:53,230 Yes. 275 00:16:53,231 --> 00:16:55,571 Yes, I am. 276 00:17:16,025 --> 00:17:18,549 I cannot believe we shaved our heads for this. 277 00:17:18,550 --> 00:17:23,387 I cannot believe your head is shaped like a lemon. 278 00:17:23,388 --> 00:17:25,957 Jack, you okay? 279 00:17:25,958 --> 00:17:28,086 I don't know how to say this but... 280 00:17:28,087 --> 00:17:31,627 My hair was my best friend. 281 00:17:31,769 --> 00:17:35,230 Listen, we just have to blend in and get past those guys. 282 00:17:35,231 --> 00:17:40,631 Okay, then we can split up and warn Grand Master Po. 283 00:17:42,669 --> 00:17:45,444 Excuse me, where are you coming from? 284 00:17:45,445 --> 00:17:47,365 Um... 285 00:17:47,788 --> 00:17:51,712 Where the soul of the sacred tiger... 286 00:17:51,713 --> 00:17:55,733 Meets the spirit of the half moon. 287 00:17:56,604 --> 00:18:00,384 I do not know what that means. 288 00:18:02,037 --> 00:18:03,953 We went to the movies. 289 00:18:03,954 --> 00:18:05,754 Oh. 290 00:18:07,130 --> 00:18:09,110 [Gong] 291 00:18:11,322 --> 00:18:14,131 - Oh, Grand Master! - Jerry? 292 00:18:14,132 --> 00:18:15,780 Why are you here? 293 00:18:15,781 --> 00:18:18,141 - You have been banished. - No, look... 294 00:18:18,142 --> 00:18:20,618 Zang Lu's planning something, I think you are in danger. 295 00:18:20,619 --> 00:18:22,129 Impossible. 296 00:18:22,130 --> 00:18:25,120 He has vowed to protect me and the temple. 297 00:18:25,121 --> 00:18:28,601 Sadly, a vow I must break. 298 00:18:29,328 --> 00:18:31,441 What is the meaning of this? 299 00:18:31,442 --> 00:18:35,405 This temple sits on a mountain of natural gas, worth millions. 300 00:18:35,406 --> 00:18:40,218 Once you are gone, I will be in control. And will sell it to collect a fortune. 301 00:18:40,219 --> 00:18:42,767 But you are a Shaolin Warrior! 302 00:18:42,768 --> 00:18:45,213 The ways of the Shaolin are over. 303 00:18:45,214 --> 00:18:47,688 And soon, you will be too. 304 00:18:47,689 --> 00:18:51,673 Oh, real brave. Take out the old man with the staff. 305 00:18:51,674 --> 00:18:53,177 You're right. 306 00:18:53,178 --> 00:18:54,264 [Staff clatters to ground] 307 00:18:54,265 --> 00:18:55,638 I don't need it. 308 00:18:55,639 --> 00:18:57,739 [Groans] 309 00:18:57,807 --> 00:19:02,467 That's it, I may not be The Chosen One, but I have chosen to be the one that... 310 00:19:02,468 --> 00:19:04,748 Oh! O-oh! 311 00:19:04,793 --> 00:19:08,304 Not cool man I wasn't finished. 312 00:19:08,305 --> 00:19:10,405 [Grunts] 313 00:19:12,081 --> 00:19:13,881 Ah! 314 00:19:18,535 --> 00:19:21,415 Give me your hand. 315 00:19:22,281 --> 00:19:24,321 [Music] 316 00:19:39,797 --> 00:19:41,837 [Yells] 317 00:19:44,342 --> 00:19:46,982 [Grunts, groans] 318 00:19:51,377 --> 00:19:53,417 [Yells] 319 00:20:00,484 --> 00:20:02,644 [Yelling] 320 00:20:06,984 --> 00:20:08,964 [Thud] 321 00:20:09,990 --> 00:20:11,555 Jerry, how did you do that? 322 00:20:11,556 --> 00:20:16,143 You just defeated the fiercest warrior in the entire temple. 323 00:20:16,144 --> 00:20:18,184 [Gasps] 324 00:20:18,596 --> 00:20:22,149 - He gave me... - I gave you, what you gave me. 325 00:20:22,150 --> 00:20:24,095 Friendship. 326 00:20:24,096 --> 00:20:25,898 You came back. 327 00:20:25,899 --> 00:20:29,679 Risking your life to save mine. 328 00:20:31,621 --> 00:20:35,041 I didn't come back alone. 329 00:20:35,313 --> 00:20:39,693 Now I understand why I felt such power. 330 00:20:40,676 --> 00:20:44,996 When the Wasabi Warriors are together... 331 00:20:45,565 --> 00:20:48,243 There is no greater power. 332 00:20:48,244 --> 00:20:50,503 He's right guys. 333 00:20:50,504 --> 00:20:52,164 Bring it in! 334 00:20:52,165 --> 00:20:55,225 You too Grand Master. 335 00:20:56,749 --> 00:20:58,789 [Music] 336 00:20:59,793 --> 00:21:01,833 Wasabi! 337 00:21:04,299 --> 00:21:08,962 Well Grand Master Po, maybe we'll come back and visit you sometime. 338 00:21:08,963 --> 00:21:14,183 You and your friends are always welcome here Jerry. 339 00:21:17,281 --> 00:21:22,021 - Oh whoa, whoa! - Jerry what are you doing? 340 00:21:22,289 --> 00:21:26,485 You just walked over tiles that were 600 degrees, without flinching. 341 00:21:26,486 --> 00:21:29,966 Maybe I am The Chosen One. 342 00:21:31,705 --> 00:21:33,505 Ah! 343 00:21:34,247 --> 00:21:35,513 Nope. 344 00:21:35,514 --> 00:21:37,424 Kickin' it with you. 345 00:21:37,425 --> 00:21:43,325 Sync and corrections by P2Pfiend. 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